Last Wednesday at 7:30 PM, I got caught up in a ‘Citizen’s Arrest’ at my local Tesco involving a ‘local scumbag.’ The situation escalated quickly—he managed to break free and was even ready to punch me in the face. He couldn’t have been more than 13 or 14 years old. When I think back on it, it feels like a scene out of a bad joke: ‘Knock knock.’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘ME, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.’
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